Last week and the week before, Aaron was off work to help out with Daniel (who is 2 weeks and 2 days old today!!) and Hannah. It was great having him home. Hannah didn’t want anything to do with Mommy anymore, she was all about Daddy. I suppose that worked out well because Daniel was all about Mommy. Well, Mommy’s boobies anyway.
Hannah was following Aaron around everywhere. And by everywhere, I really mean everywhere. She even tried to follow him into the bathroom. Usually he was fast enough to shut the door before she got there.
But one day, he was too slow. He didn’t think it would matter, the toilet is against the back wall and he could easily block her from getting around the side and seeing his junk. She’s never seen his junk. He never wants her to see his junk. Sometimes they have baths together, but Aaron wears undies or boardies.
Hannah didn’t want to stay behind Daddy. Hannah wanted to be next to Daddy. She made a break for it, bee-lining for Daddy’s left side, squishing herself in between the toilet and the sink. Aaron stuck his leg out, trying to desperately to block her cheeky efforts. She tripped. Aaron had to think fast. Hannah was about to hit her face on the toilet bowl.
He grabbed her as fast as he could. But he was still mid pee. How do you grab a falling cheeky toddler mid pee?
“Boo?!?!” Aaron called.
“Yeah?” I came in the bathroom.
“I peed on Hannah’s head.” Surely not.
“What?”
“She was going to fall, so I caught her, but I peed on her head.”
I cracked up. I could see the line of pee on top of her head. It wasn’t much, but it was there. I couldn’t stop laughing.
“What do I do?” Aaron asked me.
“Well, we’re on our way out the door, so just get a wipe and clean it off. I’ll give her a bath later.” I was laughing so hard I could barely get the words out of my mouth.
“You’re not gonna blog about this are you?”
“Of course I am, it’s hilarious!!!”
Sorry Boo, but I couldn’t help myself….
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that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while 🙂 Thanks for the laugh! Poor guy.
No worries… I like to make people laugh. Lucky for me funny stuff happens in this family all the time 🙂
OMG-that is too funny…and considering I have 4 boys besides my husband it is also too true that happens in our house too all the time!! Thanks for making my morning 🙂
I CRACKED UP LAUGHING OUT LOUD! and sent this story to my friends 😀
so funny! poor hannah
Hilarious is right! I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in a really long time!
So did she see anything?
OMG! that’s too funny XD