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A lesson on unicorns

15 Feb

Hannah LOVES prep.  When she’s not at prep, she wants to play prep.  First we dress all of her dolls, then we sit them down together somewhere in her room, and then she pretends to be the teacher.

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Yesterday, she taught them about unicorns:

“I’m going to tell you about unicorns.  Unicorns are real.  They are pink with white horns,” she told her class of dollies confidently as she held up a plush example.

“They eat lettuce and butterflies.”  At this point, I made sure my giggles were well stifled.  She was doing such a good job of thinking on the fly, projecting her voice, and speaking confidently, but I wasn’t expecting her to say they eat butterflies.

“When unicorns see other unicorns,” she continued, “they bite their tails.”

“That’s all we know about unicorns.”

Thanks Hannah, now we all know a little bit more about unicorns.

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Unicorn

2 Feb

I tweeted this the other week, but this stuff is too funny, and since there are a million and one tweets in your twitter feed at any given time, you might have missed it.

Hannah: “Where do unicorns live?”

Me: “Nowhere sweetie, they are pretend.”

Hannah: “Do they live at Disneyland, like Mickey?”

Me: “Maybe, but they are still pretend.”  How do you explain stuff like that to 3 year olds.  Mickey is pretend, but you know, some guy puts on a Mickey suit and runs around Disneyland waving at everyone and posing for photos. Yeah, let’s tell her that.

Hannah: “When unicorns pee, cornflakes come out.”

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