“Choo-choo!” I looked over at Daniel. He was laying on his side playing with his wooden train set. He seems to think playing trains is best when laying on his side. It’s his go to train playing position. I smiled to myself at his cuteness and went back to washing the dishes.
“Big mess,” I heard him say a few minutes later. As I turned around, he wiped his hands on the carpet and then stood back up, arms outstretched in front of him, staring at his hands.
What has he gotten into? I thought to myself. I didn’t leave any of Hannah’s paints or pens out. Did he find some chocolate? Oh goodness. No, please, not that.
But it was.
“DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I yelled to Daniel as I practically flew around the kitchen counter to where he stood, staring at his poopy hands.
“AARON, I NEED HELP!” I couldn’t help but yell, this was a dire situation.
His fingers were saturated in poop. The carpet bore streaks of poop where Daniel had wiped his hands, and somehow, there was a little mound of poop on a train track, with some scattered fragments on another piece of track. Thank goodness we have a bathtub. And disinfectant.
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You need better diapers.
wasn’t the nappies, he shoved his hands down his pants
Got to love kids curiosity! Ew!
I’m just glad he doesn’t stick his hands down his pants every time he poops. Some kids do that apparently. Or take their nappies off and make art with poop. Eeeewwwwww.
Fun times, my son has done this but never my daughter. I always here of boys doing this but never girls.
Same over here, Hannah never did it, but this is the third time for Daniel (once at daycare, so at least I didn’t have to deal with that one!)
dude wat the hell this is wrong and seriously gross i mean why are you sharing this with us is is gross
did i mention it was seriously wrong this is just gross
do you have nothing else to do
hey i think i hear one of your kids crapping themselves maybe you shoudle clean that instead of drawing horrid illustrations
You don’t have kids do you? If you are not a parent, you definitely won’t find this funny. A lot of Dads might not either, but most moms do.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, there is no need to be a jerk.
Have a nice day, thanks for stopping by.