Embarrassing mommy moments

12 Jan

1. You forget to wear breast pads and your baby cries in public (or you think about your baby, etc.).

My graphics tablet is broken, so I had to do this the old school way: with the mouse part of the macbook. Yeah, not easy.

2. You are in the bathroom with your toddler and she announces to the world that you are doing a poo.

3. You’re heavily pregnant and at the shops when you get a bit gassy. And you can’t hold it in….

4. You’re on the bus and your toddler declares that “that guy is funny looking.”

5. You smell like baby vomit, but you’re so used to it that you don’t even notice. Until a someone points it out.

6. You forget that you wrapped a nappy in a towel to carry it back to the car after a morning at the beach. Then you take the towel load out of the washing machine and discover little gelatinous balls all over everything.

7. You keep smelling poop, but all nappy checks come up clean. You follow your nose and discover a poo nugget under the couch. How in the world did a poo nugget get under the couch????????

8. Your toddler has just started potty training and you’re at the shops.  You notice that she’s wet herself but you don’t know exactly when or where. There might be a puddle of piddle somewhere in the store, but you’re not really sure, and too embarrassed to go tell someone anyway.  So you hope there is no puddle, and if there is that no one slips in it, and go in search of the nearest bathroom.

9. You are teaching your toddler the proper names for body parts, and she likes to point males out and say “Mommy, that is a boy, he has a penis and testicles,” and for girls “mommy, that is a girl, she has a vagina.” Loudly. In public.

10. You are wearing a dress, or skirt when your child decides it’s time for hide and seek.  The only place to hide is under Mommy’s skirt.  She pulls it right up as she giggles madly and puts it over her head.

I know there are way more embarrassing mommy moments, so please do share….

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13 Responses to “Embarrassing mommy moments”

  1. Kristine January 12, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

    haha, ohh life with little ones 🙂
    my son: “mommy, are you taking a poop? you are a big girl!!” haha

  2. Kierstyn S. January 12, 2012 at 4:30 pm #

    I LOL’d at quite a few of these! Some very gross but very true!

  3. Shell January 13, 2012 at 2:28 am #

    So many of those are so true!! I’d have to say my most embarassing moment was when my 2 yr. old loudly declared in a very busy Walmart “look mommy-that lady has bigger boobies than you do!”…..except it was an overweight, middle aged man with long hair pulled back into a ponytail with a tank top on that had the long slit down the sides, so everything was hanging out! I quickly realized I forgot something on my list and made a beeline for anywhere except the checkout line 🙂

    • Sheri (Mommy Stuff Blogger) January 13, 2012 at 3:45 am #

      Hahahahaha! Maybe he will re-think his wardrobe next time. Really, your child could have done him a great service….maybe that kick started some weight loss and exercise. Nothing like the brutal honesty of a toddler….

  4. RK January 14, 2012 at 3:48 am #

    I am laughing out loud right now! So hilarious and SO true. # 8 & 9 actually happened to me in the last couple of weeks. Love your blog!

  5. Ckirkness@sasktel.net January 14, 2012 at 3:13 pm #

    So funny! Thank you for sharing! I can relate to so many of these myself. I hadn’t had the leaking troubles in months…but that all changed on Christmas Day while I was cooking for a house full of company. Ugh! Of course after I noticed it and changed my shirt, my husband said “Oh, I saw that a long time ago. I just thought you spilled something”. Yeah, in two perfect circles on my shirt. Ha!

    My most embarrassing moment was at a Pampered Chef party when I was pregnant. Everyone was standing around the kitchen listening to the speaker and I could feel the gas bubbles brewing in my stomach and I knew what was coming. Before I knew what to do about it, the loudest sound came out of me and my face turned so red! All I could think of to say was “I had a burrito at lunch” to try to make a joke to ease my embarrassment…but no one laughed. Ha!

    Thanks for sharing your stories – I love your blog and have voted for it! 🙂

    • Sheri (Mommy Stuff Blogger) January 14, 2012 at 5:41 pm #

      Hahahaha, well you made me laugh! How could they not contain themselves, especially after you made a joke about it?! I would have been in hysterics! Even if you did just spill something on your shirt, how come no one told you? Too funny!

  6. Kristen January 16, 2012 at 11:56 am #

    My five year old son had his first school play on Friday; he was a mouse. He pulled his tail between his legs so that it looked like a giant penis and gleefully shouted for everyone to look at him. I’d be more embarrassed if I wasn’t so darn amused, though.

  7. A. E. January 18, 2012 at 3:35 am #

    My little cousin patted his preschool teacher on the tummy while saying “squishy squishy” 🙂

  8. alabamaredhead February 1, 2012 at 7:31 am #

    Wow….I can’t wait for poo-nugget hunting!! LOL!!

    • Sheri (Mommy Stuff Blogger) February 2, 2012 at 7:59 am #

      Haha! I’m not sure that it’s a normal thing, just a my weird family thing… But if so, happy hunting!

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