Last night, Hannah was eating dinner. She wanted some lunch meat ham. Whenever she wants lunch meat ham, I always give it to her. It’s not like she eats any other sort of meat (yeah, yeah, lunch meat ham is hardly meat, but it’s a start).
She picks up the ham, tears a little piece off and then puts it in her mouth. This happens a few times, and then she held up a piece of ham and got all excited:
She was really excited, like she actually was holding Jesus in her grubby little fingers. But then took a big bite.
She got really upset. Her little face went all red and tears filled her eyes.
“It’s ok sweetie, Jesus is still here, it’s only the Jesus shaped ham that’s gone.” I told her.
She smiled. And ate Jesus’ head.
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Haha so funny!
Awww….and you handled it well too.
🙂
This was awesome. You do realize a great many religions feed their flocks bread and wine and SWEAR it is Jesus’ flesh for real! I always found this to be roll on the floor hilarious as a child and much harder to swallow (:P) than most other religious concepts. Love your artwork.
thanks 🙂 Yeah, the whole bread and wine thing is supposed to be “do this in remembrance of me,” not like it actually *is *Jesus. I don’t know where people get that from….
I agree. I get the symbolism, but I’ve been in churches that want you to sign a little card that says,”This IS the body and blood of Christ. ” That the bread and wine have somehow been TRANSFORMED. Then I think, “Guys, I think you’re missing the point, and do you have any idea what you’re saying!?!”
And I wonder, if I were to eat it, would I perhaps turn into a zombie 😛
hahahaha