After many debates, Aaron and I decided early on that we were going to use the word “bottom” for butt/bum/ass with Hannah. I was in favour of the word bum as I thought it was the non-rude form of butt. Aaron, on the other hand, thought bum was the rude form of bottom.
“In Australia, bum is a bit rude.” He told me.
“Oh, not in America.” Or maybe it is, I don’t know, I grew up in a trailer, what do you expect?
I didn’t want to teach her a potentially rude word though, so, bottom it was.
“How’s your nappy Bubba, did you do a poo-poo?” I asked Hannah. *Checks nappy* “Peeee-you, that is stinky!! Mommy is going to change your bottom.”
“BUM!” She proclaimed cheekily. I don’t know how she learned that word, but she’s been saying to for ages, and loving it. Every time I say bottom, she yells bum. She used to wave and instead of saying bye-bye, she’d say bum.
I’m sure my laughing when she says it doesn’t help things, but how can I not laugh, it’s so funny! I’m trying not to laugh. Let’s just say I’m working on it….
SO true! Its amusing how lids tend to say or do the exact opposite of what you actually want them to 🙂