Hannah: “MOM!”
Me: “Yes baby?”
Hannah: “Bum.”
Me: “Um…ok then.”
Hannah: “Adubudubudbubba.”
Me: “Oh, that sounds interesting.”
Hannah: “Mum bum.”
Me (laughing, I can’t help it): “Oh, Mom is a bum?”
Hannah: “Dog Dog!”
Me: “Good girl, you heard a dog dog. Do you like dog dogs?”
Hannah *nods head*: “mmmmm.”
Me: “Why do you like dog dogs?”
Hannah: “Yabbabudadadada aaaaaiiibdee.”
Me: “You’re so cute!”
Me: “OH GOODNESS!!!” Something warm was running down my bare stomach, trickling down my leg. It took me a second to realise what had just happened.
Me: “She just peed on me!” I said to all the curious people looking at me, wondering about my little outburst.
Someone else: “Isn’t she wearing a swim nappy?”
Me: “Me, no, I took it off to dry her since it’s our turn next on the change table.” I guess that’s what I get for prematurely taking off a baby’s nappy.
Me: “See you guys later, we’re going to have a shower….”
Mommy Adventures 
LOL. We all have one of those stories. Glad it was you though.